Name: Goblin Cock
From: San Diego
Shares DNA With: Well, technically speaking, Pinback. But really, Goon Moon, Jane’s Addiction, QOTSA
Feels Like: Trudging through a swamp licking a lollipop
Key to Success: It’s about as accessible as metal gets, due to the indie rock roots. And the name is quite endearing.
Needs to Work on: Talking shit about metal. Come on.
Locals can catch them at the Rickshaw on Feb. 26. I’ll be there.
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just realized there are more than just two feet sticking out from under that goblin costume…
he's rockin' out with his cock out…duh.
That may be the greatest band name and album art EVER.